-at the slightest sound of bass you run to try and find out where its coming from.

-you spend more time looking at pictures of subs than you do porn =)

-you are saving change because someday you'll be able to buy an amp with it.

-you buy a perfectly good van/car/suv only to turn it into a 2seater.

-your system weighs almost as much as your car

-you laugh when people say "i can't breath in this thing! turn it down!"

-"what" is the most used word in your vocabulary

-you've attempted to sell anything and everything you own to buy more equipment.

-you'd rather buy a cheaper car, so you'll have more money for a system.

-have 1/0 or bigger wire in your car AND have a use for it.

-you have a dedicated "system fund"

-1 in 2 stories you tell consists in some way of car audio

-your system budget exceeds your annual income

-you have 3sets of test tones on computer and/or on cd

-If you spend more time at the local stereo shop than you do at work.

-your child's middle name is Vega or something car audio related

-your cars electrical system can start a bus or tractor

-the only math you use is how to figure out impedances and box/port dimensions

-You turn up your system and walk away from your vehicle just to see how loud it really is!

-rms means the "minum power handling"

-instead of buying oil for your cars oil change you buy something like rca wires or carpeting or deadening just because you have the money

-Audio sales people let you inform the other customers of what a product can/can't do

-You are not referring to constellations when you mention Orion or Vega

- In your literature class, the mention of Zeus or Olympus makes you think of speakers and amps, and not the actors in Greek mythology

-You're not sure if 18s refer to the wheels or the subs

-You refer to batteries as Red, Yellow, or Blue tops

-You think of subs before weapons or gum when you hear the term Bazooka

-"screw hydraulics, I got 20hz"

-instead of having less bass you just throw 200watts on your components to try and "equal" things out

-if you've said "i'm done.. i'm happy with my system" and a girl says "i like it" and you say "well.. i've got some more additions i want to throw on."

-before you buy a car, you don't ask to see under the hood. you ask to see the trunk.

-if you can justify your tint with "i have stuff to protect"

-"that spot of tar on my shoe is dynamat extreme"

-you go to parties and don't think the music is loud, the distortion is.

-you know you should have beaten someone racing, but you looked in your trunk and know why you didn't.

-the sound of a rear view mirror rattling is an aquired taste

-when all dynamat can do to help is weigh down your trunk lid.

-you've sacrificed air conditioning to squeeze in an extra alternator.

-you've sacrificed more than one sub to the car audio gods.

-when you get into a friends car and he doesn’t have a system so u tap your foot on the floor just to hear the lil "ummmph"

-when you go the local car shop 3 times in 1 week to see if your system has gotten louder.

-when you get your friends to stand outside and u drive off and get them to call you on your cell once they can no longer hear your system.

-you have a seperate cd ablum dedicated only for bass cds

-you know what "DB" and "SPL" stand for

-When you understand "Objects in mirror are more stable than they appear."

-you refer to the time you have had your subs in some "Relationship" type terms and find it time to "Move on"

-You can't ever get your system fully installed because after you test something, you want to upgrade by the time your ready for the final touches.

- you go tweak your friends system behind his back to get it to sound good

-All your friends wanna hear their new cd IN YOUR CAR!

-you get an evil smirk when someone new rides in your car.

-your desktop has a picture of some car audio product.

haha! what???? (Lil' john)

GET CRUNK!!!!